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If you see a Garden Gnome,
pick it up and take it home.
Make sure it is really dead;
stick something sharp into its head.

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Shot in the Dark
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Wire People So Unkind? A Brush with Death
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Voodoo Gnome William Tell"s target practice What a cleaver boy 180!
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Click for wallpaper

Phun with Physics

Water way to go


The Die Screaming Wallpaper

The Snow White Collection

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Click for bolt gnome

Click for knife gnome

Get the Point?

Running With Scissors

Hack Sore

One good turn...


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Click for pencil gnome

Click for Yoda gnome

Where's the Cheese?

Here's Johnny

My head hurts

Is there something in my eye?

Screw George Lucas

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